Corrupt a Wish

Granted but the panda runs away and you are left with a belt.

I wish that Zenny would spar with me.

aww... thats sad....

granted. an image of me and my abilities are imprined into a combat dummy. you can now fight "zenny"

i wish that dio, raine, and fang's RL stuff would just go away :p

granted but then you get RL stuff so you have to deal with that (maybe girlfriends)

I wish that I could jump 5 feet.

granted. you can jump 5 feet into the air but you can't jump 1 cm any other direction.

I wish i could eat a nice sammich right now XD

granted but since theres nothing called a "sammich" you actually get nothing

I wish that I can jump 20 feet horizontally (and don't say I can't jump vertically )

You can jump 20 feet horizontally, but on a long jump, since you feet touched the ground 1 cm from the place you jumped at, your score is 1 cm. ^^

I wish that pandas weren't endangered

granted but then bunnies become endangered

I wish that i had a decent laptop.

granted. you have a decent laptop according to the P.O.O.P. L.A.W.

your laptop crashes every time you open a bad link.

i wish that i had 3, MRI computers haha

Granted but then they all explode.

I wish that we would stop posting about computers

granted. we don't post about computers, but we post about Hard drives instead.

i wish i had a 3TB hard drive..

granted but then it explodes

I wish we would post about fruit.

i knew you would say that...

granted. but all fruits hate you so they run away.

i wish i wasn't bored everyday...

granted but then you get so excited that you explode.... into a million pieces.

I wish that vegetables grew on trees (all of them)

granted. you just destroyed the entire science world. thanks a bunch.... *the world explodes and goes back into 17th century.. cuz the world is again, without scientists.


i wish that the world never had any pollution

granted but then the oceans freeze because the pollution provided sufficient heat.

I wish that I could keep my school laptop for the summer.

granted. all you have to do is pay $1500 for it ^^ then you can have it as much as you want!

i wish our school didn't give out crappy ibook G4s.. haha they aren't even in production anymore X&

Granted, but instead they give you an Amstrad ALT-386SX from 1992. Have fun using that one!

I wish I had a swimming pool full of caramel sauce!

granted but since its caramel, it goes into places a guy wouldn't want it to go into and you need to get to a doctor. also, your stuck cuz it hardened while you were in it.

i wish i had played soccer when i was a kid... XD

Granted but then you're as bad as that crawford kid.

(aren't you still a kid anyway?)

I wish I could fly.

O.O.... do i know you....*thinks*

granted but you can only fly because of some magic powder.. and you can only use it once every 2 years. and the flight only lasts 10 seconds...

i wish that china wasn't so hot...

granted but then china becomes communist.... wait a second!

I wish that china wasn't communist.

(Zenny ill pm you some time about koolaidguy)

Granted but now the US is communist! Oh no!

I wish my dad would just get me sambas already...

Occ: hadou you better :p

-Granted, but then your father turns Jamacian and leaves the U.S.

-I wish i could go cliff diving without getting hurt.

granted you aren't hurt as a result of cliff diving, but you always seem to have a broken bone or something the day before you go cliff diving.

i wish there were good mmorpgs out there.