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Rules of the Horror Movies

Roan Oakranr: Soul; Number of posts : 241
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Rules of the Horror Movies

Post by Roan Oakranr Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:05 am

I dont usually watch these, but we all know about them. In all the horror movies on Earth, people do things they shouldnt do. So, lets all compose a list of Rules in case your life turns into a horror movie!

1. Dont be a teenage couple about to 'go at it'. This is like the most important.

2. Do NOT go down the dark and mysterious hallway.

3. Do NOT look in a room where you think the 'thing' is. When hes not there, you turn around to go back, and hes in your face.

Anyone else?

HolyDeathNote

HolyDeathNote: Soul; Number of posts : 294
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Re: Rules of the Horror Movies

Post by HolyDeathNote Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:37 am

hmm nice..

1) never EVER.. did i say ever yet? if i didn't, EVER read the "Note".. for if you do... you'll surely get faced with that "thing"..

2) when you see something unusual about something, don't go investigate.. please?

3) even if its your BEST friend, your PET or even your MOTHER, don't go save them. period. i know it may sound hars but.. if you do, you'll either find them dead, dying, or racing after you trying to devour your flesh.

4) NEVER reason with the "thing"

there are mine for right now ^^
-zenny

Roan Oakranr

Roan Oakranr: Soul; Number of posts : 241
Age : 30
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Re: Rules of the Horror Movies

Post by Roan Oakranr Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:50 pm

Heres another huge one.

NEVER GO OUT INTO THE CREEPY FOREST AT NIGHT TIME!

What better place for the thing to hide than a place that freaks you out?